Monday, April 20, 2015

Late for bus

My dad is currently a college student and can't drive so he is taking the public bus. Only he missed it so instead of me going with him this time, my younger brother Prometheus the Clydesdale is going.

I'm not mad, I like sleeping in, it's just I can't believe dad didn't wake up when he should have.

-Orion

Friday, April 17, 2015

Hello Humans

A long time ago, in the year of our Lord 2010, a bear cub was brought forth into the world. This bear cub, like them all lived in the Arctic. But then everything changed when the Orcas attacked.

Only the cub was the sole surviver, and fearing for his safety he fled south, way south, to a region known to the humans as "Pennsylvania" located in what they call "The United States of America"

Now there was a Human by the name of Shawn. He was just minding his own business when he stumbled upon the small bear cub trying to find food. Shawn, being a kind soul, took pity on the small frail bear cub and adopted him as his own son. That bear cub, is me.

It is now nearly 5 years later. And I have decided to use my sentient abilities to transmit my thoughts and daily shenanigans to the world. I may be a bear, but I can talk and I have the mind of my father Shawn. I hope I can use the wonderful human creation they call the Internet to help connect with them and learn the strange ways of what we Polar Bears call the "No-Claws" 

I hope you find this blog interesting and hope you have a great time fallowing it as we learn together in this wonderful world of ours.

My name is Orion, Orion Armstrong Landon, and this is my blog.